Bulges.....them muthafuckin bulges

    Hi, my name is Ulikemydick and I'm addicted to bulges. For as long as I can remember, I've been fascinated with bulges. As a child, (around 6 or 7 years old) my Mom took me to the mall one day. She was doing some shopping for herself and I was being the normal kid...playing in the clothing rack. Around and around I went until all of a sudden, I saw this huge black man in biker shorts. He had the build of Michael Strahan  I stopped dead in my tracks mesmerized by the bulge of his penis and balls. After all these years, I still remember the out line of his penis in those black Lycra shorts. I remember how his dick was thick, hung to the right, and how his balls sat up protruding out like they were begging for praise. My mouth was wide open and I stared for what seemed like 5 mins. He was talking to a gentleman just before exiting the mall. So I got a good long look without him noticing that I was staring. That night, I went home and played with my penis uncontrollably. I kept thinking about how big and fat his dick was. How it just sat in those tights so perfectly.


     That was the beginning of a life long relationship bulges. Back then, I was fascinated with bulges. Now, I'm obsessed!!!  Living in NYC feeds that obsession daily. It's funny because ...I'll look at a guys bulge before I look into his face. Before, I used to be ashamed of getting caught looking at a man's bulge. But now, shiiiit it's just who I am. A nasty ass man.  I'm so fuckin nasty. But that's probably why you read this blog. LOL!  Anyway, most men just smile as they know I noticed their package. It's so hot especially when you get a nod or an approving response.....such a connection.

   My own bulge garners a lot of attention. When I'm feeling horny and freaky (which is quite often), I make sure it's on display. It feeds the exhibitionist in me. A couple weeks ago, I was at a Laundromat bulging like a muthafucka.  Purposely displaying a full set of nuts and my own thick dick,  I noticed I had an admirer.  There weren't many people in the laundromat. Around 4 including me. Well, this one guy kept staring. His dick started getting hard but he was having a one sided conversation with the lady who operated the place. You could tell he wanted her to shut the fuck up so he could concentrate on my dick. But being the nasty fucka I am...I stood up, pulled my pants into my crotch even more, sat back down and started opening and closing my legs.  By this time, my dick starting getting hard so my bulge was obscene.The look on his face was pure ecstasy. I knew he was hooked and I was enjoying every moment of it. I scooted to the edge of my seat (to tighten my bulge even more), faced him and gave it a little rub. In turn, he pressed his dick into the laundromat folding table to conceal his erection. He had a nice wet spot form as he tried to hide his throbbing hardon. I just knew I would at least get his number so we could play some other time. But it didn't happen. Two of his friends came in to help load the clothes in the car. They too noticed my bulge and were intrigued. Nevertheless, they had to go, and I had just begun to dry my clothes. Damn, I sure wanted to see that dick of his. But it wasn't meant to be.


    Next time I'll tell you what happened at another laundromat. LOL! I'm so damn nasty.


Take care,


Ulikemydick


This guy reminds me of the man I saw in the mall. Only difference...no shades and black biker shorts

This is a pic of my bulge in the pants I was wearing at the laundromat.

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